Episodes

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000 jobs! Missouri’s film tax breaks are already paying off with a new documentary in the works. We also dive into Springfield’s controversial tow bill (2025-035) and how Missouri could be losing millions on NFL betting. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and get ready for the laughs and chaos! Become a supporter of this podcast...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New York Yankees finally ditch their no-beard rule—so get ready for some scruffy sluggers! Become a suppo...

On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-new...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for laughs, bizarre facts, and the off-the-wall humor you love! Become a supporter of this podcast: htt...

In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over a controversial ordinance allowing police to tow unregistered vehicles and those with incorrect pla...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commentary, and the usual Hanson family chaos. Tune in now! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://w...

Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing to do their jobs? All that and more hilarious conversations in today’s episode! Don’t miss it! Bec...

Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hurts Donuts on East Sunshine in Springfield, MO — and a wild discussion about whale ambergris (yep, w...

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the fun, this episode is packed with laughs, love, and cringe...

Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national holidays happening this week. Get ready for laughs, dating fails, and the Crankers’ signature take on l...

In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new documents after Trump declassified them, adding our signature comedic twist to the chaos. Along the way...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfield, MO, is looking to crack down on expired tags—should the police have the power to tow your car? We also celebrate the 30-year reunion of The Drew Carey Show and more! Tune in for laughs, rants, and everything in between. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories-...

Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious and insightful chat about life, family, and the upcoming Super Bowl. Expect non-stop laughs, wild takes, and great conversation as we dive into game predictions, halftime hype, and unforgettable moments. Don't miss this high-energy, must-listen episode that’s perfect for your weekend! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podc...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing to uncover waste and save taxpayers a billion dollars a day. Then, we check in on the upper respiratory sickness spreading through Springfield, MO—is it just the season, or something more? Finally, we take a hilarious deep dive into the wild world of Bigfoot erotica and monster adult content—you won’t believe what’s out there! A fun-filled Friday show gua...

It’s another wild morning on Morning Crankers! We’re diving into the latest on Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs, insane weather records being shattered, and the crazy world of tariffs and skyrocketing egg prices. Plus, a few surprises and laughs along the way—because that’s what we do best! Grab your coffee and crank up the fun Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support. See Privacy Policy at htt...

Get ready for another laugh-filled morning with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into bizarre historical coincidences—because history loves to be weird. We also explore the best things to do in Springfield, MO, this February (spoiler: it's not just hiding from the cold). And if you’ve ever thought competitive beer drinking should be an Olympic sport, we’ve got you covered with the Hold My Beer Olympics! Plus, plenty more comedy, chaos, and caffeine-fueled nonsense. Become a supporter of this po...

In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into Germany’s bizarre beef with the English apostrophe (grammar police, stand down!), Trump’s tariffs and why winning never gets old, and the jaw-dropping tale of a Missouri woman who killed, escaped a Mexican prison, and then pulled the ultimate game of hide-and-seek in Canada for 50 years! Plus, we take a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) look at American products that aren’t actually made in America anymore. And of course, we wrap it all up with som...

Today on Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we honor our great friend Jerry Norwood, celebrating his life and the laughs he shared. ❤️ Then, we dive into dating advice from Pepe Le Pew & Johnny Bravo—the worst role models ever! 😂 Plus, is dating over 50 a lost cause? We explore the struggles, the laughs, and the best under $5 date spots in Springfield. Expect hilarious commentary, awkward romance tips, and pure Crankers chaos!Don’t miss it—like, comment, and subscribe! 🎙️🔥 Become a supporter of t...

Get ready for laughs and head-scratching moments on today’s Morning Crankers Podcast! We break down the absolute worst jokes ever told, dive into the hilariously terrible ways the federal government spends money, and count down the top 10 greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. Don’t miss this wild ride of comedy, controversy, and cartoon nostalgia! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/suppo...

Start your day with laughs as the Morning Crankers dive into today’s hot topics! We rant about endless road construction projects, chat about the unpredictable weather, and rank the greatest Looney Tunes characters from #20 to #10. Plus, we tackle the frustrating reality of taxes on overtime and tips while giving a shoutout to the happenings in the greater Springfield-Branson area. Tune in for a perfect mix of comedy, nostalgia, and local insights! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://ww...

Kickstart your Monday with Morning Crankers, the ultimate comedy podcast! Hosts Hans and Gred serve up laugh-out-loud moments as they recap the Kansas City Chiefs' big win over the Buffalo Bills, share the bizarre story of a man whose erotic ping pong session took a deadly twist, and poke fun at the funniest things politicians have ever said. Plus, dive into the origins of hilarious slang and sayings, and join us for a countdown of the best Looney Tunes characters from #30 to #20. Don’t miss the...

Join the Morning Crankers for a hilarious deep dive into the week's hottest topics! In Episode 2, we cover the uproarious "Show Me Donut Showdown" in Springfield, MO, recap the intense NCAA National Championship game, analyze NFL highlights, and laugh through the latest Trump news. Packed with comedy gold, this episode is your ultimate dose of humor and current events. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories-...

The Morning Crankers are BACK after a 3-year hiatus and ready to shake things up in Springfield, MO, and beyond! In this hilarious return episode, we dive into everything from local broadcasting to regional humor. We kick things off with some famous birthdays, dive deep into the Trump inauguration (don’t worry, we’re making it funny), and honor Martin Luther King Jr. Day with some heart and laughs.But wait, there's more! We're officially launching our new segments: restaurant reviews, donut comp...

Get ready for a blast from the past with Morning Crankers! Dive into a treasure trove of comedy gold and retro laughs from our classic episodes uploaded from three years ago. These shows are packed with humor, nostalgia, and outrageous moments to brighten your day. As we gear up for the highly anticipated launch of the New Morning Crankers Morning Show Podcast, these episodes are your perfect warm-up for the fun and madness to come! Don’t miss out—start listening today and relive the Crankers ma...