Episodes

Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing to text back in under three days. 🤣 Meanwhile, the FBI launches a task force to tackle anti-Tesla domestic terrorists, because apparently, keying a Cybertruck is now a federal offense. ⚠️🚔 Then, we dive into National Day celebrations (as if we need...

Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for American workers! Next, we discuss the jaw-dropping case of Japan’s longest-serving death row inmate, who was exonerated after 40 years and offered a mere $1.4 million for his wrongful conviction. Is justice ever enough? We also explore DoorDash’s latest...

Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into their own parole officer’s home (talk about bad decisions) and a DUI driver who plowed through a barbershop like a wrecking ball. Greg even pitches the genius idea of drive-thru haircuts—because who has time to stop? Plus, we analyze the Sweet 16 madnes...

Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a new study says kids’ brains are turning to mush from cell phone overstimulation, with doctors straight-up calling it BRAIN ROT! 📱🧠💀 🥩 In the sports world, a woman gets hit with a performance-enhancing drug ban—but get this, it’s all because she ate p...

This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a reason to indulge? Meanwhile, Google confirms that users must opt into their new AI, raising questi...

It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk about dodging a sentence! Meanwhile, a live alligator turns up in a motel room (because, why not?),...

On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild theories. Plus, Danish Viking blood is boiling over U.S. involvement in Greenland! We also celebrate ...

In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public service at its finest?), while a Michelin-starred chef whips up a pudding that tastes like old book...

Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival mov...

Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways you can help those affected. ⛓️ In a shocking story, we talk about a pastor who was sentenced to prison ...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring facts that almost nobody talks about? We’re dropping some surprising knowledge about the season of ren...

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description: In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean for our understanding of evolution? We also dig into Canada’s new Prime Minister and what this political ...

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in the world of strange art, someone stole piglets that were supposed to die in an exhibit—was it a heroic re...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending stories! Tune in for your daily mix of entertainment, news, and humor! Become a supporter of this p...

In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trending stories you need to know. Get your daily dose of news, humor, and sharp insights with Morning Cra...

In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing backwards! Start your day with laughter, jaw-dropping stories, and the latest must-know headlines! B...

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moustakas as a Royal. Plus, plenty more laughs, rants, and offbeat news to kickstart your day! Become a ...

It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… unique Bob Dylan impression. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and all the weirdness you’ve come to love! Becom...

Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the highway to making deals at the local swap meet, this song captures the true hustle of small-town living. Whether you're fixing up an old truck, running from your ex at Walmart, or just trying to make a buck selling homemade moonshine, Ozark Hustlin’...

Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that one driver who just won’t use a turn signal.With a mix of bluesy rhythms and over-the-top storytelling, Springfield Traffic Blues turns road rage into toe-tapping fun. Whether you’ve been stuck behind a slow-moving tractor or caught in rush hour madne...

In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence takes a brutal turn as five passengers are injured on a flight to Houston. Meanwhile, India’s booming wig and extension market is making waves, a smuggler tries (and fails) to hide contraband under a wig, and a Texas teacher gets suspended after letting students tattoo each other—with the same needle. You can't make thi...

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing showdown, and the wild world of gambling. We also celebrate National Cold Cuts Day and National Hope You’re Happy Day while revisiting Gene Hackman’s legendary career. Plus, a woman already in prison gets sentenced to 10 more years for fraud—yep, you read that right! All this and more with the humor, rants, and unfiltered take...

Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy show Havoc, a Missouri woman’s failed attempt to sell Graceland, and Bayer trying to dodge billion-dollar lawsuits with tort reform. Plus, plenty more chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled fun to get your morning rolling! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outr...

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top national football recruit from Nixa cutting schools from his list. We also cover a historic ocean liner’s final voyage to become the world’s largest artificial reef and debate the 11 best bathrobes and who should wear them! Tune in for laughs, wild news, and the best way to start your morning! 🎙️😂 Become a supporter of thi...